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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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