| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2625 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5239 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7567 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1773 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.
Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5859 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.
Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!
So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1043 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7781 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6450 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 811 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 5647 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 378 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 6034 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3786 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
