Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9649
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3459
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	351296

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	926640
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Potions Brewed:	21
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	581
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Potions Brewed:	59
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz