SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
New Chunks Explored:	562850	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	2187
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	7931	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mines Excavated:	3430
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7248

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3548

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3155
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3169
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6277	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net