SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

CREEPERS, cute, female, feminine, give me purpose, hello r9k, LAUGHING, looking for, Male, Need, Nonbinary, purpose, serious, SeriousCraft, simp, somebody, Someone, STOP, submissive, very serious, Want

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6234	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8427	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	836501
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	351027
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	5871

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	5104
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9551	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4594
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Villages Defended:	20

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	8496
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com