SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

CREEPERS, cute, female, feminine, give me purpose, hello r9k, LAUGHING, looking for, Male, Need, Nonbinary, purpose, serious, SeriousCraft, simp, somebody, Someone, STOP, submissive, very serious, Want

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Votes:	9808	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

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Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5864

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Votes:	4147
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crops Grown:	1231	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	416649
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	3056	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Villages Defended:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	3260	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	967
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com