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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8087 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!