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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8103 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!