Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers