| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6708 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
senpaikings.apexmc.co
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5055 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2348 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4984 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 266 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 698753 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2661 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…
BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7205 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 696 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 358 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2698 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9080 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3374 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8694 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
