| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4641 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9901 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6593 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7897 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4287 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3267 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 557 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3184 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5958 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1129 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9990 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3146 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2203 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 404 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3478 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 203 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3960 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8857 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8238 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2479 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
