| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5065 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7018 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7764 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Votes: | 5105 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5411 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8945 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5493 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 3945 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9705 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3573 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9392 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Votes: | 4849 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4901 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8223 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3220 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2187 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6799 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 156 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9796 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5230 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
