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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5809 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2166 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5000 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!