Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7030
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	2478	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Villages Defended:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2534
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8566	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	83	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.