join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 774

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • VShojo+ MineCraft Mayhem

    VShojo+ MineCraft Mayhem
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some late-night shenanigans! Join us on an adventure like no other as we explore the virtual world with our VShojo crew!

    Imagine mining diamonds with Froot, building epic structures with GEEGA, and battling mobs with Haruka. Henya will be there to guide you through the toughest challenges, while Hime will keep you entertained with her hilarious commentary. Kson will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master.

    But that’s not all! Kuro will lead you on quests to uncover hidden treasures, Mata will enchant your gear with powerful spells, and Mel will keep the creepers at bay with her incredible skills. Michi will provide endless laughs, Mouse will keep things interesting with her unpredictable antics, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

    Join us for a virtual party like no other! Dive into the world of VShojo and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest gaming community on the internet!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mines Excavated: 1202
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

    WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    • Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
    • We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
    • Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
    • We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2289
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!

    DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like pretending to break your arm for sympathy! Imagine the laughs you’ll have as you walk around with a fake cast, fooling everyone into thinking you’re a helpless cripple. And hey, if anyone questions your injury, just show them your totally legit medical paper from a bribed doctor. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and start living your best fake injury life! #MinecraftGoals #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

    LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Star Shards Collected: 68
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

    CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

    Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

    Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

    – We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

    – Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

    So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

    LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mines Excavated: 4395
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

    Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 1021
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 763913
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Potions Brewed: 75 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Ores Mined: 7602 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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