SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3348
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
New Chunks Explored:	849921	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	150

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7863
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1