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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7522 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 3577 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 407057 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.