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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8020 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4344 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.