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Election Sway Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server

Anime, card dueling, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic tv shows, collectible cards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, trading card games, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, Yu-Gi-Oh! community, Yu-Gi-Oh! decks, Yu-Gi-Oh! duels, Yu-Gi-Oh! fans, Yu-Gi-Oh! merchandise, Yu-Gi-Oh! nostalgia, Yu-Gi-Oh! series, Yu-Gi-Oh! tournaments, Yugioh

Are you tired of dueling with boring old cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where every block is a different card from the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe. Want to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to protect your base? No problem! Need to activate Mirror Force to defend against a creeper attack? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dueling arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner of these duels will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft Pharaoh!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where Yu-Gi-Oh! meets Minecraft in the most unexpected way. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Exodia set hidden deep within the mines. Duel on, duelist!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

budgeting, consumer spending, cost of living, creeper, economic analysis, economic crisis, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, Financial Planning, global economy, government intervention., Hoeflation, income disparity, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, price increases, smp

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crops Grown:	3055

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

#youtube, Banhammer, Blues, content creators, content moderation, content removal., digital content, fan support, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Online Community, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, smp, social media, Supportive fans, teamyoutube, twitter, Video takedown, Vids, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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🤣🤣🤣 STOP LEWDING MY DAUGHTER EDITION 🤣🤣🤣

Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	1950

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0