Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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