Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Dimension Hops: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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