Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Buildings Constructed: 12
Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Potions Brewed: 180 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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