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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5710 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3839 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!