Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	3555
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2993	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	5467	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	9699	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun