Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	782577

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

NZnetwork

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

If you are looking for a large, entertaining, and well managed Minecraft server, you have come to the right place.

NZnetwork has been running Minecraft since mid-2010, making us one of the longest running servers in the world. We host Minecraft from our project servers, so the overall speeds are excellent. We have had near 100% uptime, and have attracted a great community that are always welcoming towards new players.

NOTE: you must be in New Zealand or have a proxy in the country to access the server.

nznetwork.co.nz

24/7 Miccraft Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	3759
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Server Name: 24/7 Miccraft Survival Server Server Address/IP: server1.miccraft.com TeamSpeak3 Server: teamspeak.Miccraft.com Youtube video: http://youtu.be/b8DUaLkobO0

Welcome to miccraft.com! Here’s what you need to know! We are a mature, friendly community, and we take pride in the awesomeness of our staff! ALMOST VANILLA!!! Why almost? Because we feel the game is enhanced by two simple mods. 1. Land Claims! Protect your castle! The more you play the more you can claim! 2. Shops! Make your own shop ! Our shop currency is simple, and vanilla-ish! (Iron and Gold Ingots, and Diamonds)

Still need convincing? Join us for a few minutes and find out why our members stay!

server1.miccraft.com

GuopCraftGamers

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for staff part time!

184.154.107.244

EnchantCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

We and our community the chanters.

Here you farm in the freebuild or just farm in the wood farm or mine. You can play various mini games in which you can have a lot of fun and you can just buy a GS and build on it with friends or alone. You can collect chanters and buy things in the shop or you can buy ranks with real money and donates it to the server or you can also vote, which of course helps the server a lot

85.190.167.106

Game End

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	848
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

ameServers.com has established itself as the premier game hosting company through the past six years, having served over 300,000 customers. We are an established and reputable company that you can be sure will be here tomorrow and always be there to stand behind the product you purchase from us. Due to our reputation, GameServers.com is also the host of choice when major game studios need hosting services. We have worked directly with many developers, including: Infinity Ward (Call of Duty Modern Warfare), Treyarch (Call of Duty Black Ops), Tripwire Interactive (Killing Floor), Epic Studios (Unreal series), and more!

mc-endgameserver.com

McZockerTime

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

McZockerTime

185.9.107.76

WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Towns Built:	10

Be sure to join us at world-civ.com Join the website for the FREE rank of traveler. To get traveler join the website then go to the shop tab and click on the free rank. All are welcome on the TS server, check the website for more information.

world-civ.com

DarkCloud

Economy, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

DarkCloud

darkcloud.mcserver.ws

Minecraft Continuum

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7640

Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

play.minecraftcontinuum.com

SolidStateGaming

Factions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

198.24.164.162

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

mc.kaoscraft.co.uk

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

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mc-war.com

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

mc.village-craft.net

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

vanilla.sverrecraft.com

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1304
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Zelos.vgmc.us