Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	116
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Farms Harvested:	971
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	875	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!