Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2097
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6936	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	74	Players Killed by Monsters:	2491

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1519	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	2182

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	509

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	8985	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ores Mined:	7443	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!