Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rede Mc Dinasty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	817	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	224	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3365
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Potions Brewed:	177
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3525
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4286

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.