Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Endless Horizons Survival

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1581
Mines Excavated:	1299	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Players Killed by Monsters:	7234
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8509

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!