Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1836
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8183	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	466	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	171	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3577

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!