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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
