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but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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