Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	225	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

1.16.5, active community, cast, cave update, Clans, Custom Combat, Custom RPG, Discord, economy systems, Events, Faction, Factions, Favorite, form, Join, Land claiming, Lostshard, Magic, MC-Version, Mods, original, PvP, Revival, Server, Show, Skills, spellcasting, Spells, video showcase

Lostshard Overview
Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
Discord: Click here to join!
IP:	lostshard.club
MC Version:	1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
Features:	Magic / spellcasting Skills and builds PvP with custom combat Clans Plots / land claiming Events Active community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard?	No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
Is the server active with events and community engagement?	Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
Can I claim land and build on this server?	Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
How can I join the Lostshard Discord server?	You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	20531	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4033

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4026
Players Killed by Monsters:	2556	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	4247

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	1604

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	306982	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2643	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.