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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1114
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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