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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 2260 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9886
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Farms Harvested: 984

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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