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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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