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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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