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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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