Scream Space Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is secretly run by a group of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and become a llama-slayer hero?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	181	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1204	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Muppet Armor Wars

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Star Shards Collected:	111	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

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Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VotePurgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	810845	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Buildings Constructed:	35	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

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come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

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❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

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Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	9652	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	1065
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	New Chunks Explored:	957364
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2550	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.