| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection
scrambler.minecraft.ms
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 112 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 181 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5053 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5789 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1136 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5764 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1954 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 217255 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6830 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9518 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Votes: | 3449 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8286 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8455 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8989 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4214 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9745 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2647 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
