SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7070
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	918

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	4171
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	195	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.