SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Items Found:	5414
Players Killed by Monsters:	1171	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7749	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5947	Divine Spears Created:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1642	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	577677	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4955

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	2574	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7066	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	839774

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.