SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	609	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	206
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	2941
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	174
Towns Built:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ores Mined:	7266	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6967

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	191
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	522
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Zombie Dances:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.