SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Magic Items Found:	5240

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

AMERICANS, Boycott, Canadians, consumer behavior, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, disagreement, Economy, global impact, international relations, MapleCraft, nationalism, opinion, patriotism, Politics, protest, Services, solidarity, tourism, Trade, US goods

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Chinese loans, ChooChooCraft, connectivity, cross-border project, development aid, economic development, foreign relations, funding, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, infrastructure financing, international relations, Investment, long term partnership, Minecraft, Railway, regional integration., Server, Southeast Asia, Trade, Transportation, Vietnam

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, exclusion, exclusionary practices, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, not invited, peace talks, russia, Saudi Arabia, source, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6673	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8078
New Chunks Explored:	535780	Astral Projections Made:	3

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!

WhimsyCraft

Adminshop, Casual, Community, console, Discord, Fishing treasure, Geyser, goofballs, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Loot, Natural Structures, nicknames, pale garden, pe, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port	25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How many players does the server usually have online?

Between 5-15 players, as many of us have work and classes.

What is the server’s main focus?

Primarily PvE, but PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.

What plugins does the server have?

New natural structures, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, Fishing treasure, Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, Jobs and more.

Is the community friendly?

Yes, full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Plappy Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, check in, Consistency, daily check-in, daily routine, goal-setting, habits, Land, mental health, motivation, personal development, plappies, Plappy, positive habits, productivity, progress tracking, Routine, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, wellness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Lol, join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of plappies and unicorns.

We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.

You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.

Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.

So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!

GrammarPoliceMC

adult conversation, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, grammar correction, GrammarPoliceMC, incoherent, Manager, passive aggressive, Professionalism, Rude, work culture, work environment, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace signs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.

But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?

So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!

PokeStick SMP Fun!

Activity, Curiosity, Exploration, Fun, leisure, Nature, objects, outdoors, playful, Poke, PokeStick, Poking, poking around, poking fun, poking objects, poking with a stick, satisfying, Sensation, Sensory, smp, Stick., tactile

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Oh man, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. The best part is, you can poke them with a stick! It’s so satisfying, like popping bubble wrap but way more dangerous.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this insane backstory where the evil Ender Dragon stole all the diamonds in the world and hid them in a secret underground lair. Now it’s up to us brave adventurers to team up and defeat the dragon to reclaim our precious bling.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there’s also a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this crazy server and let the shenanigans begin!

CraftyNewsUSA

alternative media, CraftyNewsUSA, credibility, current events, editorial independence, fact-checking, factual reporting, INFORMATION, Journalism, mainstream media, Media, Neutrality, news consumption, news outlets, news sources, objectivity, political bias, Reliable, trustworthy, unbiased news, Usa

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

Gasoline is Expensive

#sustainability, affordability, alternative transportation, budgeting, carbon footprint, carpooling, commuting expenses, cost of living, economic impact, energy costs, environmental impact, expensive, expensive fuel, financial strain, fuel expenses, gas prices, gasoline, high gas prices, inflation, public transportation, rising fuel prices, transportation costs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	8376
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Potions Brewed:	106

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.

Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!

BudderCraft

animations, Bans, Bots, BudderCraft, Clients, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, exploits, Feedback, Hacks, java, MUTING, Network, PvP, reading, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	872106	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

BudderCraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level. a.k.a no toxic behavior.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Allowed Clients and Mods

Allowed Clients
Badlion Client (Only specified mods)
Lunar Client (Only specified mods)

Allowed Mods for Lunar/Badlion

Mods
Animations
Block Overlay
Bossbar

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Are mods allowed on the server?

A: No, mods are not allowed except for the specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar Clients.

Q: What happens if I cheat on the server?

A: Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban. This includes using mods, exploits, or any other methods to gain an unfair advantage.