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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4165 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3563 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Mines Excavated: | 3240 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2831 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?