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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4528 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?