Schokiefy.net | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	1354	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Farms Harvested:	239	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3923
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	8108

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	855490	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5