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GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	474643	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	6256	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	1650

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8182
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

attachment, brief period, cell division, cell growth, early stages, Edition, embryo, embryonic development, embryonic diapause, fertility, Fetal development, human development, human embryo, pause button, PauseCraft, potential discovery, Pregnancy, reduced development, reproductive biology, reproductive health, researchers, scientific research, uterine lining

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
New Chunks Explored:	675225	Soul Swords Wielded:	2