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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7333 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.