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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft SMP where the admins convinced everyone that diamonds were actually worthless and dirt was the most valuable currency? Yep, that’s right, on our server, we have a whole economy based on dirt. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of dirt hoarders who will trade you rare items for your precious dirt. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about losing your diamonds in a raid again! Join us for the most outrageous scam in Minecraft history and see if you can become the dirtiest player on the server!
