Scalabiscraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5949
Players Killed by Monsters:	1075	Secret Passages Found:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Animals Bred:	137
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
New Chunks Explored:	927550	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	2965
Buildings Constructed:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchantments Applied:	267	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	7539

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4395	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8077	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4767	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7